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SATIRE: Creepy Guy With ‘Free Breast Exam’ T-Shirt Now Most Viable Womens Health Option In Louisiana

The Louisiana Department of Health has released an official statement declaring Todd Alleman, a 44 year old man wearing a “free breast exam” tee shirt, to be the state’s top women’s healthcare provider.

In a recent interview, Alleman told reporters that he sees over 500 women a week, and tries to give thorough examinations to as many of them as possible.

“It just goes to show that insurance and licensed providers aren’t necessarily the best or only option.” said Alex Boudreaux, Mayor of Alleman’s hometown of Lafayette, Louisiana in an interview on Tuesday. “We have plenty of well intentioned men with women’s best interests at heart who are willing to help take on that job at little to no cost.” He went on to say that his administration is giving Alleman a sizable grant to increase his services and help train other eager women’s health volunteers.

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