“Oh god, you’re harder than getting out of bed in the morning.”
“I need you like I probably need to make a dentist appointment.”
“I’m gonna be all over you like dirty socks are all over my floor.”
“I want you more than I want financial security.”
“You’re so filthy you make these bedsheets I haven’t washed in two months seem clean.”
“I want to ride you like like I ride the bus; sweaty and uncomfortable.”
“This is hotter than any meal I’ve had this week”